Ice Cream Man

As I was sitting her in my room Tweeting I heard the sound of the Ice Cream Man!!  I remember when I was younger (last summer) me and my sister used to wait by my window until he pulled down our street!! We would then scream out the window “wait, wait, we have money, we are coming, just a second!” he would stop for a minute or so, then begin creeping forward, we would scream again, ha ha!! We would do this for about five minutes until he would finally just drive off!!  Can’t wait to do that again this year!!  So much fun!!

Have any of you ever done this?

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GTA III

So today as I got off the train I felt my pockets for my keys, I thought I must have left them at work!! Before I got on another train and went all the way back I decided to check my car! Sure enough there they were! This is the third time I have locked them in my car at the train station, I have done it more times other places! Anyways the same cop has came the last two time, and I didn’t really want to call the cops again so I just walked to my mom’s to get a wire hanger, and have my sister run me back up so I could break in! Here’s what went down:

1. Took pliers, straightened out the hanger!

2. Stuck the hanger in through the crack in my window.

3. Hooked it to the thing you pull to open the door, pulled, and failed.

4. Tried again, and succeeded.

As I opened the door a guy in an Audi stopped!

Guy: Hey, did you just break into that car?

Me: Yep, sure did, it’s mine!

Guy: Well we’ll call the cops and see about that!

Me: Whatev! *Got in my car and drove off*

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Please Don't Shoot Me!
Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
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J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.
Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.
Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
Partner6: It likes that.
J-Dogg: aight.
Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6: WTF?!
J-Dogg: Oh sh*t, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only f*ck women...
J-Dogg: Sh*t just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
Partner6: You dipsh*t.
J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...
J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.
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